The Floriade covers 66 hectares complete with cable car and the obligatory motorway separating the car park from the show. The entrance is a fusion of modern and futuristic flavoured with the obligatory Dutch barrel organ. Inside futuristic insect characters roam the park and baffle the arriving visitors expecting to be greeted by flowers and gardens instead of domes, screens, glass and space. We made our way straight to Villa Flora - a huge glass palace housing a futuristic display of floral art, orchids, new varieties and fabulous house plants. This is mind blowingly extravagant and very impressive.
We then made our way through whistering woods to the area that's all about the senses - the power of plants and gardens, wellbeing etc. Some good stuff here, although every detail eclipsed by the fire breathing dragon and smoking stones - tasteful, imaginative and set in probably the least sympathetic garden in the whole show.
Tasting salad sprouts and radishes dipped in chocolate and yellow cherry tomatoes in the Haus of Smaak - (or something like that) was a highlight. Then onto the World Stage - Afghanistan lived up to expectations as did Tunisia - based on a package 2 star hotel I presumed! The celts living in an orchard cooking their own food and weaving itchy blankets looked happier with their take away hamburgers. Yes, its all there.
For me the highlight was a performance on the amazing stage by the lake. Probably the most unlikely, camp, Benny Hill does Tiller Girls, Cabaret, Sound of Music and Pirates of Penzance I have ever seen. Defies description - but great fun seeing burly sweating youths throwing Amazonian strapping girls around to good old oom pah music! Yes, Floriade is the Eurovision of the Gardening World.
Would I recommend it - yes - as long as you are not expecting a trad. flower show its brilliant, fun, whacky, imaginative, ridiculous, brilliant - you wake the next day wondering if it all really happened. Would love to see it again later in the year - needs to mature a bit. Would you get me on the cable car again? Not b..... likely!